心想事成
发表于 2004-6-30 13:55:42
Miss Universe's last Question环球小姐最后一题Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are likegentlemen.美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……(Applause! Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight orToro(Bull)西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。Applause! Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in yourcountry?问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are likegossip or rumors.菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。(Applause! Applause! Stan非常棒哦^__^ Ovation! Applause! Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms India: Because it works day and night......印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe amale organ in your country?问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Protoncar.马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu(Afraid to lose).新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutesbefore theshow is over.新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)Question: Ms Japan,how do you describe a male organ in your country?问：日本小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。Ms Japan: Well, I can say that male organ In Japan is like atmosphere.日本小姐：日本的男性器官象空气。Question: How can you say so?问：为什么呢？Ms Japan: You never feel it, but it is really there.日本小姐：你从未感觉到它，但是它确实在那里。Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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发表于 2005-7-28 00:55:24
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